‘This is my Sister, she is also number 4 prostitute in Kazakhstan, ……Nice!’
See the trailer:  Click it mr president!

This is a serious email to a PR company in Belfast, I have left the phone number in… in case you want to book him.
From a guy … looking for freedom:
Dear “Stakeholdergroup”,
After having my eyes lasered a month ago I’ve been mobbed by people in Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me […]

Hoff mc Hofferson who taught us all our life lessons through the medium of baywatch and Knight Rider is back.
This time to teach us one of the hardest lessons of all. With the help of kit, learn how to loose a freeloading floosie.
Jump in my car

Now this looks great, a hark back to the days of Peter Jackson’s Braindead and Bad Taste:
“An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm. There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand….and they’re pissed off!”
News that Jackson’s own Weta Workshop are going old school […]

Women weaken legs!

Italian commentators have a tendancy for getting over-excited

An approximation of the UK version…

Versus the US version…

Think I’m exaggerating? Click Below!
So where’s this ‘Portugal’ place again, buddy?

To celebrate the both the World Cup final and the second installment of my autobiography, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, being released, I propose a weekend of galavantation. I’m open to suggestions, be it another round of the Game of Blanket at Ballywalter, a basketball tournament in Ormeau Park, or even a bit of raft […]