Anyone jobhunting at the moment would be hard beat to find a cooler position than this:

“Jedis required for Star Wars Halloween at Chessington World of Adventures (6th - 8th Oct, 13th -15th Oct & 19th - 31st October inclusive plus rehearsal days). Jedis must be friendly & have an enthusiastic approach to entertaining children. Stage combat skills an advantage. Apply to Chessington in writing with a CV, photo and covering letter, explaining why they think they feel the Force, by Friday 8 September. The address to send it is: Katie Vale, Entertainments Department, Chessington World of Adventures, Leatherhead Road, Chessington, Surrey, KT9 2NE.”

They forgot to include “Must have awkward feelings about sister, and father issues” :0).