It may not be news. But im just putting it out there.
Im mean he is really really short.
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I´m gonna sue ur ass u blogging, geek loving mofos. I am tall, I am, I really am…………
I heard that Tom Cruise only lets people see him in the reflection of a slight convex shaped mirror….
..And that instead of wearing platform shoes, he makes everyone in a room he enters quickly drop to their knees and put their shoes in front, so they look comically shorter than him.
That pic on the left has had to’ve been Photoshopped! Either that, or he’s one SHORT fecker, however ‘neat’ he thinks he is!