
With this morning’s airing of the GMA interview in which Mel Gibson explained to Diane Sawyer how his addiction to devil’s nectar renders him utterly defenseless to the basest impulses of his dark subconscious (except where his personal mugshot grooming regimen is concerned), focus returns once again to the world’s most famous sugartit-leery, Jewish-warmongering whistleblower. Accompanying the renewed interest comes yet another wave of Gibson-themed interactive entertainments, such as Heavy.com’s latest contribution to the subgenre, Mel Gibson Dress Up!. Prepare to spend fragments of hours getting lost in a fantasy world peopled by centurion Klansmen and kinky Mel Hitlers. You’re limited only by your own imagination, and the narrow selection of the various uniforms of famous Jew-haters throughout history.
“Renders him utterly defenseless to the basest impulses of his dark subconscious”?
I must remember that one next time I wake up in my mate’s spare bed in a pool of my own shit and vomit.