The funny things clients say

Published Date: March 29th, 2007
Category: General Banter

Example:
we had a client who complained about the weight of banner adds, after a month of make
“it lighter”
we asked what she meant, her response-
” 8 kilos is far to heavy for a banner add ”

this ones funny too:

Client: “Don’t you have a book of images I can choose from”
Client “I like this billy joel cover..take it and recreate it, scan this picture of him and put my head in it”
Client: “Make the Logo bigger”
Client: “I can get this 4 color PMS job printed for 100.00″
Client: “the designer at Kinkos said they would only charge me 50.00 to layout my brochure”

Clients, we cant live with em, infact thank god we cant.
If anyone has a good one add it as a comment. (we don’t want to know client names!!!)

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funny how things change…

“Why does it say Made with Macromedia on the cover? Macromedia should pay us for thier logo on our CD”

“Don’t you get them from the web?” - refering to all the graphics and animations….

Some of the best ones I know are from Owner / Managers of design companys though…

“They (The client) only think its good because we tell them it is” - Client was a large software provider

“Some people say function is more important than design, I disagree. If it doesn’t look nice, no one is going to use it……If users machines won’t have the font, we make the text an image” - every page ended up being a sliced up jpeg with hotspots.

“This is just a quick one (site for large mobile phone producer), I get them to pay again for a proper one later”

“We could get a model with big (cupping his man boobs)…… like a wonderbra one”

“I really like the Jameson Whiskey advert”

Oh I forget these ones

“They’ll never find out”……They found out the next day….

“I also made them this map” - map was a screen grab from google earth

“It looks futuristic, don’t you think” - Comment on a animation that borrowed just a little more than inspiration from the movie Tron

“I don’t know anything about sailing…. I never had a boyfriend that sailed” - nothing to do with design , but an insight into the workings of a co-workers mind….

lol, fantastic Colin!

More frustration than funny, but my favorite client and I once had a conversation like this:

Client: “I hate it”
Me: “can you give me a little more, what elements do you like or dislike?”
Client: “I don’t know what it is, but I don’t like it. I have to take another call”

Hangs up

“Use a fun font, like one of those curly ones.”

After todays “timeline” antics conor, Imagine one got mixed up and went into a customer product, lol

Too right, especially if it was the MC Hammer one!

this is da stupid web site it is the most boareing thing i ever same and thanks for not the help finding what i wanted to fine u bitches

ugly fat asses i hate u veary much u mother fucker

i hate u mother fuckers i dont need ure help stipid asses

Krista, Joc and Erik.
Sorry we couldn’t help you, its a shame that the website reminds you of Boar’s.

Good luck with your continuing search to learn the English language.

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