Archive for June, 2007

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I will survive in my Mach5

Date June 1st, 2007 Comment 6 Comments

Go Speed racer go!!!
This is the car from the new live acion version of the classic cartoon Speed racer.
Not a big hit in the UK/Ireland but boy what a machine!
Oh did I mention that its being directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski, the brothers are making their first directorial effort since The Matrix trilogy.
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Friday caption contest

Date June 1st, 2007 Comment 2 Comments

- answers in the comments section please

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The loch ness monster is back

Date June 3rd, 2007 Comment 1 Comment

New video footage of the loch ness monster.
From your roving warthog reporter in Scotland. Messers Wardicus:
See the beast from the deep! Yarr!

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That’s the Ballyshannon way…That’s how you beat Capone

Date June 6th, 2007 Comment 2 Comments

I watched The Untouchables there at the weekend for the first time in aaaages, and there’s a bit where Elliot Ness’s gang get their photo taken on a night out. It really reminded me of something, so a little googling later and it soon became clear…is this a vision of things to come?

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Samoflanges at the ready…

Date June 6th, 2007 Comment No Comments

…Thundercats is coming to the big screen!
Warner Bros has optioned a script by new writer Paul Sopocy based on the ’80s cartoon. The script, according to Variety, is an origin story chronicling Lion-O’s path becoming leader of the Thundercats as well as the creation of the villainous Mumm-Ra.
The evAHHHHH LIIIIIVINGGGGGGGGGGG!
Celebrate with a little-seen alternate opening […]

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United 300

Date June 6th, 2007 Comment 6 Comments

This won the first-ever ‘Best Spoof’ award at the means-fuck-all MTV Movie Awards (they had an award for ‘Best Film you haven’t seen yet’, for feck sake), but it’s still pretty funny…

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You know your old when….

Date June 7th, 2007 Comment 6 Comments

I got an email about the Klaxons new song, and some of the langauge is new to me.
Some quotes….
“delivered hand in hand in the physical on an etch a sketched limited 7″ and transparent vinyl!”
“b e-ware…”
“already avalible in the walls off cyberspace”
“the p-package is completed with an exclusive remix by blende>>>”
I only just […]

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Fast ball

Date June 11th, 2007 Comment 5 Comments

What would happen if you were on a truck going 100 mph and threw a baseball back off the truck at 100 mph? Whew… used to keep me up at night. But now I know. Here it is on video.
My favorite part however is that the guy driving the truck is in full flame-retardant gear, […]

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Bringing it all back

Date June 14th, 2007 Comment 2 Comments

Good times, good times

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Friday Fun

Date June 14th, 2007 Comment 1 Comment

Here’s a week-load of funny shit I’ve seen this week…enjoy!
First up is the Turkish version of Rambo-behold his mighty ability to find rockets for his hi-tech launcher almost anywhere! Experience the dumbest baddies in movie history! And feck, that’s what I call a tight pair o’ jeans.

Next, the ‘alternative’ ending to Arnie classic Predator. This […]

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Now thats Football I’d pay for

Date June 19th, 2007 Comment 2 Comments

To make up for the stupid world clock, I’ve changed it to this one……
As alternative to the Half Time show at the Superbowl…. I give you LingerieBowl!!!!!

www.lingeriebowl.com

Basically, models in thier pants wailing on each other for our beer fuel’d, chicken wing’d powered entertainment.
I call Shotgun!!! Dave you’re Tight End.

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Kali Maaaaaaaaaah!

Date June 22nd, 2007 Comment No Comments

He’s back! And looking…surprisingly spritely for a 60 year old!

Technorati Tags: Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford, Steven Spielberg

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More Client Quotes

Date June 25th, 2007 Comment No Comments

I love these, especially on a monday morning:

“A customer of mine said his calendar events were showing up faded and he didn’t know why. He asked me if he needed to put new ink into his monitor to make them bright again.”
Visit the site

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One Froggy Evening

Date June 25th, 2007 Comment No Comments

Altogether now…

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Pro Wrestler found dead in “double murder-suicide”

Date June 26th, 2007 Comment 3 Comments

US television station WAGA reported last night that investigators believe wrestling star Chris Benoit killed his wife and son over the weekend, and then himself sometime on Monday.
There were no signs of gunshot or stab wounds, but the “instruments of death were located on scene’’, Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department told an […]

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Thought for the Day….

Date June 26th, 2007 Comment 2 Comments

OK so Creationists say that the world was created in 6 days 6000 years ago. Doing the sums I reckon that means a lot of hot incest action went down in order for Humans to reach their present day population of over 6 billion. That being the case - When did Incest become a sin?

Adam […]

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What’s ‘piss off’ in German anyone??

Date June 26th, 2007 Comment 9 Comments

So as if believing in Xenu, pre-historic Boeing aircraft and muted child-labour wasn’t bad enough, the unfortunate cult of the damned collectively known as Scientologists have been bared from entering German Military establishments. The up-shot of this of course is that Tom Cruise has been told he won’t be able to film his next movie […]

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We noortern Irish folk is stupid, huck huck

Date June 27th, 2007 Comment 3 Comments

Businesses in Northern Ireland are wasting up to a quarter of a million pounds a week on poor IT financing deals, according to research released on Tuesday.
The unnecessary costs work out at approximately £0.12 in every pound borrowed to purchase or lease IT products and services, or £11.3m (around €16.8m) per year in total. These […]

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This is your cornfield on cocaine

Date June 27th, 2007 Comment No Comments

What happens when you’re high on coke and eluding cops in a cornfield? Some maize-y shit!
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Plastic duck armada is heading for Britain after 15-year global voyage

Date June 29th, 2007 Comment No Comments

A flotilla of plastic ducks is heading for Britain’s beaches, according to an American oceanographer.
For the past 15 years Curtis Ebbesmeyer has been tracking nearly 30,000 plastic bath toys that were released into the Pacific Ocean when a container was washed off a cargo ship. Some of the ducks, known as Friendly Floatees, are […]