I don’t have a fucking clue what’s going on

They really got their money’s worth outta that trampoline though!

I think the guy with the spiked helmet is Darth Vader ……. or Sauron? As to what the cybermen/cylone things from battlestar galactica or the enlarged rabid Muppets are about who knows…. but the Indiana Jones Music is a pleasant surprise. At least the dialogue doesn’t suck as much as the Phantom Menace

I dont know, i think it was that other prequel they said they were going to make…..about the rise of Jar Jar Binks, who looses a hand and then finds out he is his own mother before wearing a bucket over his head and shooting a space torpedo down a womprat hole